so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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