he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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