I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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