I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
