I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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