Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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