Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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