Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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