I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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