"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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