chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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