I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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