And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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