people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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