We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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