Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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