She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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