Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
did i just pee glitter
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