He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
No stitches, just platelets and will power
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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