I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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