Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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