I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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