Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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