so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
