Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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