What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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