Sacagawea was the original milf.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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