We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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