I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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