This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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