What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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