I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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