It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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