I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
you win again, gameday.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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