why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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