Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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