I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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