Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
