its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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