At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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