I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
this boner is exhausting
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She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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