Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I have fence marks all over my body
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