help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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