STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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