What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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