She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
