these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
May the power of my ass compel you!!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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