Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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