We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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