Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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