Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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