I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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